Total Medals Earned: 264 (From 64 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,660 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/75 points)
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/125 points)
Reclaim you sunglasses
Give birth
Dream big, little man
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 8/12 (325/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 7/17 (170/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing 65 Containers
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 4/13 (90/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 6/13 (120/320 points)
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
Parry three times in one jump.
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
Earn 100% Game Completion.